Happy Thanksgiving America From Idea Girl Consulting! – Funny Turkey Jokes

 

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songdrops on youtube posted this video.

Lyrics to The Turkey Song (A Funny Song for Thanksgiving):

C G C G
Its Thanksgiving day and were gathered round
C G C D
Little children make a joyful sound
And theres no school and we get to play
And were all thankful for this day
C D G
Except for the turkey
La lala la la la la la
Except for the turkey

Theres a wreath of leaves on the front door
And we all say what were thankful for
Theres such good food and theres such great fun
And theres such big smiles on everyone
Except for the turkey
La lala la la la la la
Except for the turkey

We all join hands and sing this song
with happy hearts and a love thats strong
We bow our heads then we have our feast
Its a lovely day to say the least
Except for the turkey
La lala la la la la la
Except for the turkey

So if youre a turkey and youre still alive,
you might kinda wanna hide
Or soon youll probly be dead meat
On this festive day youre what we eat
So fly away to a distant land
Where people think turkeys are grand
Spread your wings and sore up high
And be thankful that birds can fly
Except for the turkey.
La lala la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La lala la la la la

Except for the turkey

Its Thanksgiving day and were gathered round
Little children make a joyful sound
Theres such good food and theres such great fun
Its a Happy Thanksgiving for everyone
Except for the turkey

La lala la la la la la
Except for the turkey

 

Digits – The Feminine Side – Hilarious – Dating – Relationships

Digits sent me this video of his and I’m laughing my a** off.

I don’t know too many girls that feel comfortable about giving out their digits to a total stranger.

I think it’s better if the guy gives the girl his number and he tells her to text message him, or add her to his facebook.

That way you can read his wall and see how many OTHER chicks he’s talking to.

A guy with nothing but chicks on his facebook is either a really popular dude, or a ladies man.

If the majority of posts say call me…..

Then I think it’s safe to assume we have a LADIES MAN in the house! LOL

Quote:

Does adding an element of Danger help when trying to get a girl’s DiGiTS? Fabrizio went to find out..

Quote:

“We gave Fabrizio 3 minutes to get a girl’s phone number, he said he could do it in 30 seconds… Distributed by Tubemogul.”

 

 

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Abbott and Costello – Who’s on First? The World Series Funnies 1903 Boston Red Sox Pics

Here’s a video for all you baseball World Series Fans.

Now you need to learn who is on first, What’s on second and I don’t know is on third.

Abbott and Costello, a funny sports commentary about baseball.

1903 Baseball World Series

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baseball world series champions

1903: Boston Americans
1904: none because the two teams hated each other
1905: New York Giants
1906: Chicago White Sox
1907: Chicago Cubs
1908: Chicago Cubs ***celebrating 100 years***
1909: Pittsburgh Pirates
1910: Philadelphia Athletics
1911: Philadelphia Athletics
1912: Boston Red Sox
1913: Philadelphia Athletics
1914: Boston Braves
1915: Boston Red Sox
1916: Boston Red Sox
1917: Chicago White Sox
1918: Boston Red Sox
1919: Cincinnati Reds
1920: Cleveland Indians
1921: New York Giants
1922: New York Giants
1923: New York Yankees
1924: Washington Senators
1925: Pittsburgh Pirates
1926: St. Louis Cardinals
1927: New York Yankees
1928: New York Yankees
1929: Philadelphia Athletics
1930: Philadelphia Athletics
1931: St. Louis Cardinals

1980: Philadelphia Phillies
1981: Los Angeles Dodgers
1982: St. Louis Cardinals
1983: Baltimore Orioles
1984: Detroit Tigers
1985: Kansas City Royals
1986: New York Mets
1987: Minnesota Twins
1988: Los Angeles Dodgers
1989: Oakland A’s
1990: Cincinnati Reds
1991: Minnesota Twins
1992: Toronto Blue Jays
1993: Toronto Blue Jays
1994: None due to a strike
1995: Atlanta Braves
1996: New York Yankees
1997: Florida Marlins
1998: New York Yankees
1999: New York Yankees
2000: New York Yankees
2001: Arizona Diamondbacks
2002: Anaheim Angels
2003: Florida Marlins
2004: Boston Red Sox
2005: Chicago White Sox
2006: St. Louis Cardinals
2007: Boston Red Sox
2008: PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES OVER TAMPA BAY RAYS 4-1

 

Shirley Temple – So Cute – Dakota Fanning – Life Achievement of Being Funny

It must be cool to grow up from the age of 3 being a movie star and celebrity.

In Shirley Temple’s case, she helped set Hollywood on the map through one of the hardest times in history.

The Depression Era was in the early 1930’s and as a little girl danced into our hearts, she gave us smiles and delight.

Now we have a depression facing us, and Swine Flu, so I thought it would be great to remind all of you that we have it 100 times better than they did years ago, so let’s not complain too much and be thankful for the things that we do have.

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shirley Temple 80 years old

I Need A Good Laugh – So Do You!

You know what I like about Christmas Music?

It makes me happy!

So I’m listening to a few good songs, and looking for something hilarious to post here.

Did you ever see those cartoons with the yellow bouncing ball?

They would put the words on the TV so you could sing along, like when they do some Christmas Carols.

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Picture a Yellow Ball here…

Words and Music by John Rox
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that’s the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian.
(Short Music Interlude)
There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

P.S  - This song is great after a few drinks, beers or other things (can’t think of them, not my thing but just in case you are one of those people that see’s Pink Elephant’s dancing instead of Hippo’s.)

 

 

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